Glass Bottomed Boat

This is for poop freaks that might not want to go all the way. Person A (the shitter) and person B (the target a.k.a the person "shat" upon) Person B lays under a glass top coffee table while looking up. Person A takes a dump over the persons face, or other appropriate area of choice. Thus simulating being "pooped on" without all the mess. (I belive the smell could still be an issue)
origin: unknown, though based on glass bottom boats used to watch fish .

"After we scored few lines of coke off my glass topped coffee table, I climbed under it and had my "lover" straddle on top, with her cheeks spread. Her ass opened like the mouth of a lamprey and deposited a big healthy turd over my face. I licked the glass as if I were a fish under a "glass bottomed boat"

by Morbog September 27, 2004

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bottom

A homosexual male (sometimes used to describe a homosexual female) who normally has the submissive role in sex, not pertaining to physical positioning.

At first notice he seems like a great dominant top, but when you get him in bed he turns into a shy, coy bottom.

by SupraX February 2, 2004

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curtain bottom

The term given to a skirt wearing individual with an enormous butt, when they obstruct from view or get in the way of the television.

The skirt resembles a huge curtain when suspended from the oversised butt crack causing some tv viewers to mistakenly believe they have been transported to a theatre and the interval curtain has descended.

Get out of the way curtain bottom.
Beat it curtain bottom.
Check out that massive curtain bottom.
Don't buy that, you'll look like a curtain bottom
Have you seen curtain bottom recently?
Curtain bottom at six o'clock.

by meldrewcat January 18, 2012

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