bong mouth

the brown and disgusting resin ring left around ones mouth after smoking a gargantuous bong haul.

Bob:"hey Dan, did you see Mac's bong mouth before he made out with that broad?
I wonder how that tasted...

by jimmay2007 October 18, 2007

bong shits

The feeling/anticipation of hooting a lovely pipe. This results in an uncontrolable urge for a dump. So called ''bong shits''

''yum a lovely cap''
''allow i need the bong shits''
*puts down bong*
''looooooooong''

by Bradley_M March 3, 2008

Ghetto Bong

A cheap version of a glass bong that works great.
Usually consisting of cut up plastic bottles, electric tape, pens and sockets or aluminum foil.

Dude try my ghetto bong it hits great but leaks

I named my ghetto bong PooR

by Harrisonnnnnnn August 5, 2009

gravity bong

The only way to get fuckin baked. None of you posers even smoke dope.A real grav is made from a 3 liter, with a metal socket in the top for the bowl head. There is an art to pulling up one of these beauty's and takes practice to pull up a nice chalker. If you pull it to slow or let air in it(pull it up out of the water and 'gurgle' it) it'll taste stale as shit. The best thing about gravs is scraping the grams of resin from the inside after a couple z's have been cashed in it. If you get shit tooth from a hit,(resin on your teeth from suckin in the smoke) then thats a good hit.

GET BAKED.

Im broke man."Let's scrape the gravity bong dood!". Right we will get blisted.

by Lafurnace December 25, 2008

Blue Bonged

When you had plans to smoke weed with a friend, but they cancelled on you last minute.

Person 1: Yeah man I was supposed to get high with Josh, but he quit on me.
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!

by seansucksatguitar June 7, 2018

bong talk

The act of rambling on and on semi coherently about things that make no sense, because your high.

"......and then it EXPLODED! We should go get 4 pizza's man."

-friend "Nah that's just bong talk."

by acidbrn October 25, 2015

bong claw

Bong claw: when you get too hectic and rip too many bongs, rendering your bong hand useless for all other tasks besides ripping bongs. the hand is left stuck in a claw like state sometimes permanently. other symptoms of the bong claw may include but not limited too: 1.sufferer may make a bong gurgling noise for the duration of completing a task, when task is completed the sufferer will involuntarily take a deep breath in as if sinking a fucking mad cone.
2. sufferers will without realising ask everyone they make eye contact with if they can sell them a bag or pack them a cone.
3. eyes appear as red as Satan's cock and near closed.

fuck man I was so baked last night i hope this fucking bong claw goes away, oi can you pack us a cone cunt?

by Shickluna June 23, 2014