Dizzy board. Also known as a distribution board. Not to be confused with dizzy broad (a dumb bitch).
A dizzy board can also be known as a consumer unit (not to be confused with me drinking all of your beer)
A Dizzy board can also be called a fuse box (not to be confused)
Dizzy boards are enclosed within square or oblong, rectangular boxes with a hinged front door or flap. They now should be made of metal, but these boxes have also been made out of plastic, and very crude early versions have been made from a wooden frame. These dizzy boards hold RCD's (residual current devices or a bank of fuses) that can be turned off to isolate electrical circuits within your home, business, or infrastructure. These fuses or RCD's should "blow" or "trip"(not to be confused with blowjobs or taking drugs) if overloaded or some other fault is present within your electrical system.
MCB's (not to be confused with an abbreviated form of fast food outlet) are circuit breakers along with RCBO's (not to be confused with anti-social behaviour or bad body odour), also are typically found on modern up-to-date compliant dizzy boards.
The British Standard 7671 3rd amendment (2015) covers the overhaul, fitting, inspection, testing and safe work procedures that involve the use of dizzy boards
A dizzy board can also be known as a consumer unit (not to be confused with me drinking all of your beer)
A Dizzy board can also be called a fuse box (not to be confused)
Dizzy boards are enclosed within square or oblong, rectangular boxes with a hinged front door or flap. They now should be made of metal, but these boxes have also been made out of plastic, and very crude early versions have been made from a wooden frame. These dizzy boards hold RCD's (residual current devices or a bank of fuses) that can be turned off to isolate electrical circuits within your home, business, or infrastructure. These fuses or RCD's should "blow" or "trip"(not to be confused with blowjobs or taking drugs) if overloaded or some other fault is present within your electrical system.
MCB's (not to be confused with an abbreviated form of fast food outlet) are circuit breakers along with RCBO's (not to be confused with anti-social behaviour or bad body odour), also are typically found on modern up-to-date compliant dizzy boards.
The British Standard 7671 3rd amendment (2015) covers the overhaul, fitting, inspection, testing and safe work procedures that involve the use of dizzy boards
Stop playing around with dizzy broads ( these women are no good for you and could give you quite a shock)
Go and learn to be an electrician or become competent with someone who can train you to work in electrical and high voltage environments before you play around with dizzy boards.
ALWAYS FOLLOW THE ELECTRICAL INSTALLATION REGULATIONS RELEVANT TO YOUR AREA OR COUNTRY BEFORE YOU TINKER AROUND WITH MAINS ELECTRICAL VOLTAGE. . .better yet, call me (OUSZEN) and i will come out and fix or fit/ repair/ replace or overhaul and check your DIZZY BOARD.
Go and learn to be an electrician or become competent with someone who can train you to work in electrical and high voltage environments before you play around with dizzy boards.
ALWAYS FOLLOW THE ELECTRICAL INSTALLATION REGULATIONS RELEVANT TO YOUR AREA OR COUNTRY BEFORE YOU TINKER AROUND WITH MAINS ELECTRICAL VOLTAGE. . .better yet, call me (OUSZEN) and i will come out and fix or fit/ repair/ replace or overhaul and check your DIZZY BOARD.
by OZZ ouszey January 4, 2018
Get the dizzy boardmug. Last night I got to drunk and went out and found a dirty homeless guy to bum board me. I always get pinkeye after a good Bum boarding.
by Whiskey helps July 19, 2020
Get the Bum boardingmug. Watermelon boarding- The act of waving a tasty piece of watermelon repeatedly in front of a good friend's face and at the last moment pulling it away. This being an obvious form of torture, the good friend gets bored and leaves... Watermelon boarding!!!! Lol.
by Blah blah blah yada yada yada May 28, 2014
Get the watermelon boardingmug. Consuming unhumanly amounts of hard alcohol until shithoused or dead. When performed correctly, the actor will resemble a waterboard torture victim.
Gin Boarding typically results in excess vomiting and drunkeness. Hilarity ensues.
Gin Boarding typically results in excess vomiting and drunkeness. Hilarity ensues.
Lisa: "Wow, Marie is chugging two bottles of Jack Daniel's at once!"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's totally Gin Boarding herself."
Kyle: "Yeah, she's totally Gin Boarding herself."
by GottaBikeItToLikeIt June 29, 2011
Get the Gin Boardingmug. by Lady Azarax June 28, 2018
Get the Mouse Boardingmug. A sexual orientarion where a male ejaculates on the back of their partner, and using his penis to spread the semen across their partner's back like a butter knife.
by Butteryboi September 18, 2019
Get the Buttery Boardmug. Marc: Did you hear Vinni got possessed while using a Luigi board?
Kaz: What?
Vinni: *Demonic Luigi growling.*
Kaz: What?
Vinni: *Demonic Luigi growling.*
by Gelimino June 25, 2023
Get the Luigi Boardmug.