Text Blogging

The act of sending unsolicited texts that are not answering a question, making a request, have an obvious response, any response would seem pointless, or are otherwise considered pointless by the recipient. These are texts that serve no two-way-communication-purpose and seem to be just informing you of something that requires no further action or response.

Texter 1: I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.

by catsgotmytongue October 13, 2011

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blog

when you're wandering in the woods with your lover and you give him a blow job while perched on a log.

bj + log = blog

"Hey Sarah, what did you do this weekend?"

"Oh man, I was such a hussy. My man and I camped out in the woods and I gave him a blog."

by hangingoutthinkingoffunnywords November 12, 2011

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Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog

a journey taken by a young polish boy to find his roots back in europe

damn just edged to Matthew Polgar's Europe Blog

by the wolf woodhead May 30, 2024

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Blog-off

To blog off means to surf the internet in a way that is socially innapropriate, such as: at your friends wedding reception, at work, immediately after the sexual act, or at a keg party.

"say Jesse, is it OK if I go to your room and blog-off, I'm expecting some hits back about my resume?"
"uh, maybe once we're all done singing happy birthday, asshole"

by BettyHer April 21, 2008

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mal de blog

That nauseated, there-is-no-hope feeling, that comes on after reading blogging that doesn't exactly cover the medium in glory.

Q: "Hey, man, haven't seen you post to the blogs in the last few days".
A: "Yeah. I had a research paper to do on Christian blogs, and I've still got a pretty bad case of mal de blog.

by Kurt Hagadakis February 24, 2010

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