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blinker phobia

An excessive fear and or act of laziness a driver has of using their blinker to signal a turn or lane change. This is a major cause of car accidents, road rage, and traffic violations.
"Gee greg why don't you use ur blinker when u turn? All those people would stop honking!"

"Ah I'm just a lazy fuckin asshole. I don't give a shit bout following the law."

"Hmm I hope u get re ended dumb fuck get over ur blinker phobia"
by chachaddict April 23, 2009
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Blink 182

Blink-182 are an American punk/rock band consisting of vocalist and bass guitarist Mark Hoppus, vocalist and guitarist Tom DeLonge, and drummer Travis Barker. They have sold over 28 million albums worldwide.

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person 1: Hey, have you heard Blink 128's new album, dogs eating dogs?
person 2: Yes, Blink 182 are the best bean EVER!!
by potato eater. January 26, 2013
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blink-182

A punk band consisting of Mark Hoppus (bass, vocals), Tom DeLonge (guitar, vocals) and Travis Barker (drums). Blink-182 formed in 1992 in San Diego and since then have sold 40 million+ albums. Although being a very talented band with fantastic music, it is probably more accurate to say Blink-182 are a pop-punk band rather than punk, as a certain rebelliousness lacks in their music to be classed as "punk" like the Sex Pistols etc. Nevertheless a great band!!
Katie: Have you heard blink-182's new song?
Liam: Yeah, it's fucking punk rock.
by alltimebl0w July 13, 2013
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Blink of an eye

1. Initially used as a figure of speech to express astonishing speed.

2. But it can also be used as a form of sarcasm, in describing the amount of time it may take to complete a task in absolute contradictory or irony.

3. (Actual Speed) about 300-400 milliseconds.
A conversation between husband and wife.

<p><i>Husband: Honey! You forgot my suit at the dry cleaners. Now what am I going to wear?
Wife: I can go pick it up now if you'd like.
Husband: Maybe, but what if you don't make it back in time?
Wife: Don't worry, I'll be back in the blink of an eye.</i>.</p>
by That's A Neck December 4, 2014
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blink 182

one of the best punk bands around. my first favorite band ever.!
" breathing deeply, walking backward finding strenth to call and ask her rollercoaster favorite ride let me kiss u one last time goodbye."
by the used are awesome! May 13, 2005
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Blinker Slinger

When two cars coming in opposite directions and both signal for the same parking spot.
"I beat him on the blinker slinger back there. It was totally my parking spot. I'm a quick draw blinker slinger."
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
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blinky wink

Seeing her cum gave me a blinky wink.
by redley April 4, 2007
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