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Spunk Biscuit

A game usually played in the armed forces. A group of males sit around in a circle and masturbate, to see who ejaculates last. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit, complete with salty topping.
Anyone for a game of Spunk Biscuit... Naah Fuck that I had a wank before I came out you'll kick my arse... Besides I've already had lunch.
by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005
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Air Biscuit

A fart not loud enough to hear but thick enough to chew.
Much worse than the dreaded SBD, an Air Biscuit will follow you, get in your clothes or even linger in the seat cushions. The taste you get from walking into one is like eating smelly cheese while breathing propane. They are not gender or genetic specific. A dog can wreak havoc as well as any human.
by Creepnjeep September 8, 2009
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heavenly biscuit

A heavenly biscuit occurs when a man copulates with a pregnant woman ("bun in the oven") that has a yeast infection. The intercourse involves so much yeast that a chunky "halo" is revealed, circling the outermost point of penetration on the man's penis.
Jeff was really excited that this pregnant chick was DTF, but he sorely disappointed after he realized he was a victim of the heavenly biscuit.
by Frank Lesniak August 5, 2012
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Rad Biscuits

Something so amazing, its cooler than beans, and snazzier than sliced bread.
John: Hey! I got the new girl's number!
Kevin: Dude! Rad biscuits!
by CowDancer October 29, 2011
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Ego Biscuit

A compliment to anyone hungry for validation, praise, or boost to one's sense of self-worth.
That A the professor gave was a major ego biscuit.
by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009
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Filter Biscuit

1) A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don't even look like themselves in real life.

2) A polite way of calling someone real life ugly.
Damn, I she doesn't look anything like her online pictures. She's definitely a filter biscuit.
by !!!___!!! September 24, 2020
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Drop a Biscuit

To take a dump. (to poop)
by FlyingBrass November 9, 2013
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