Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan

"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021

panda penis birth

Panda Penis Birth (noun): The act of trying to explain something that defies logic (For example A Male Panda giving birth through its penis, which is where this term came from) and yet Brings copious amounts of laughter to all who come into contact with this particular word.

*During skype call*

Guy 1: hey bro......

Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD

by EnigmaticMind December 28, 2013

giving birth

one of the most joyous times in one's life

Giving birth was the best thing I ever did!

by badbiddie0416 November 27, 2021

Brown Birth

A way to describe a rather large amount of stool (or shit in layman’s terms); this should only be used when the shit you have just taken has most likely stretched your rectum beyond repair.

Guy 1: I wouldn’t go into that toilet if I were you, I just gave brown birth
Guy 2: Okay.

by Smellyermaw420 June 21, 2025

Hill Birth

Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else. Usually seen in narcissistic behavior. Being born on top of everyone else, a Hill Birth. Considering everything revolves around oneself.

You need to stop being a Hill Birth.

I can't hang out with Amy anymore, she's been a real Hill Birth.

I hope that kid doesn't grow up to be a Hill Birth, his father was one and ruined thier family.

by Turfbinder February 2, 2025

birth canal

puttin ur head up a milfs vagy

yooo dude i totally did the birth canal on a badddd milfyy

by milfs 101 June 3, 2022

Jacksonville Birth Control

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.

Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.

by beeeeeeeeeeej February 20, 2011