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Beagles

noun \’bee-gullz\: a. The howling sound one’s gut makes after a night of heavy drinking and spicy food. Usually occurs at the most inopportune moments (in business meetings, during pillow talk, in church or temple … etc) Named for the similarity to the sound that a pack of overly excited hunting beagles make.

The term is derived from 30 Rock season 4 episode 3 when Liz and Jack are trying to check into a Georgia hotel after eating a burrito, and the clerk questions whether they are trying to smuggle beagles into the room.
Q: Dude what the heck was that sound in the weekly sales meeting?

A: I would recommend you stay far away from the first floor men’s room, I have the worst case of rampaging beagles.
by Cheezypoofs March 5, 2013
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the Bealtes

The Bealtes were a British boy band that copied the more famous Beatles, the Lead singer was named CAT Spandex. He was known for his scratchy voice, thick spectacles, leather chaps and flashy purple cape. His slow downward spiral into intense internet gaming led to the eventual dissolution of the band.
setlaeB is spelled backwards, commonly misspelled Beatles, Bingo Car, not Ringo Star was the drummer.
Spandex was the lead singer of the Bealtes
by AntBee November 17, 2007
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The Beazles

Pop punk band that originated in Orlando, FL during the late 1990's. Originally named "Flacid", their sound was best described as Screeching Weasel meets NOFX with a dash of Pennywise. While their performances were usually small, they were always intense; fueled by liquor and narcotics. The whereabouts of The Beazles three founding members are currently unknown.
The Beazles all shit themselves during their show last night.
by Richard Payne November 10, 2006
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Beatlejuice

When certain people think that an object is high design, but is actually tacky. (ie. a chair with a wavy back, those martini glasses with the zigzag. All the furniture in the movie Beatlejuice.)
Joan really loved her new lamp, but we all knew it was pure Beatlejuice.
by C. Linden September 13, 2006
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Beatless

One who is undefeated, virtually "beat free", and/or will never be beaten.

Originally came from a mispronunciation of "The Beatles".

If you use this word without knowing it's definition, consider yourself to have had a blond moment.
S/he is our secret weapon, s/he is Beatless.
by letgolaughing=D August 10, 2009
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Beatle Cat

A cat that lives with people who listen to the Beatles so much that when said people is drunk/high, they talk to the cat as if it was John Lennon.
(Weed smoke in the air)
Eric: dudeeeee, my cat is the shitzzzz.
Pablo: what?
Eric: my cat, dog, (sleeps)
Pablo: wake up!
Eric: What?
Pablo: What makes a cat cool?
Eric: It's a Beatle Cat, it's fucking John Lennon
Pablo: You're fuckin' high.
by catzattzk June 13, 2010
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beatle poo

bill:there is a beatle poo around here.
bob: where?
bill:there, where that man is yabazaaaing.
bob: that guy's a shibishit.
by domichael June 13, 2004
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