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Project Nigger Beam

Hey dawg, did you see those 64 Impalas hovering in the sky last night?
Mang, that's probably Project Nigger Beam
by Zoidberg69yomama February 9, 2025
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norinising-beam

#1
Is a beam which combines shit-talking from another person and throws it back right at him.

#2
The Norinizing-Beam also known as "norinising" or "norinizing" is the compression of thick-layered stupidity of shit-talkers which is then fired back as a savagery beam of 100 times the power of the input.
Chamander used norinising-beam. It was very effective!

You just got norinised.

There's a huge norinising-beam coming for you. Better watch out!
by Norinisier January 19, 2019
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beam up with

We will beam up with you and Andrew that pizza
by krychu September 12, 2017
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Beam

A hit of crack cocaine, otherwise known as “hard”
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Graph Beam

A flashy, node-based automation rig that frauds online metrics (views, clicks, sign-ups, etc.) by wiring “graph functions” together in a visual Node GUI—then unleashing the flow like a laser. Think: drag-drop boxes, connect the lines, press play, and a million little bots march in formation. Illegal, shady, and dumb to brag about.

Extended:

Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).

Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.

Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.

Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.

Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):

It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.

Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).

Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)

Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass
“I wrote a bot for YouTube that increases our views — I hit ’em with the Graph Beam.” — Mister Valentine

“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”

“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”

“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”
by aidenvalentine October 26, 2025
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penis beam

An erection that manifests suddenly or quickly.
She made my penis beam..
No, I'm not a pervert it's just that you really make my penis beam..
by DDDalso August 23, 2017
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monkey squad beam

get beamed my monkey squad monkey squad on top get beamed by monkey squad faggot static is a big voovy sbwag
get monkey squad beam because you're retarded!!!!
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