Barking up a snatch trail

When a male is intrigued by a female (snatch) and then continues to woo her until he fails or succeeds.
Person one; Hey dude you "Barking up a snatch trail" yet?

Person two; Yeah bro, that fine blonde from that get together at the creek.
by 7oh! June 09, 2010
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powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)
"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"
by April 23, 2023
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Load Barking

The sound you hear while watching your neighbor enjoy time outside with their children and dog as jealousy builds up inside you.
Her life is so great and my life sucks. Why doesn't her dog stop that load barking?
by Exertus January 31, 2021
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Barking abbey school girl

A girl with big batty and front which gives head to boys to beat her high score these girls usually learn to give head by using brain licker.
Barking abbey school girl sumaiyah gave head to all the boys in year 9 and she saw it as an achievement.
by W.a.s.d. October 16, 2019
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Barking Window

Someone who gets annoyed at people walking outside from within their crusty house.
That Discord Mod is a barking window!

Holy crap, I think I might be a barking window...
by The Logic of The New Era May 14, 2024
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tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"
"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."
by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 06, 2020
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