banter outcome

The funniest outcome, or the outcome that provides the most irony, amusement, etc.

The banter outcome is leaving the undemocratic EU next month after the undemocratic House of Lords spends days on an epic filibuster.

Last night, denied of the banter outcome, we instead looked on politely as Liam Reardon and Millie Court were crowned the winners of Love Island

by werdnum September 30, 2021

banter

like talking but smarter

step 1: "getting to know each other with playful banter"

by your.moms.spaghettios January 8, 2022

Emergency banter

Posting a definition of "emergency banter" especially when all your banter is emergency.

Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.

by Terry Fishpaste January 28, 2022

Banter

Something that isn’t allowed at parfetts

Naughty naughty

Banter should no longer be allowed in the workplace

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Banter roundabout

When the banter repeats itself and just goes round in circles. Can be hilarious for particularly good banter or exhausting when the banter is produced by an inexperienced practitioner.

I wouldn't chat to them, absolute banter roundabout

by Banterroundabout May 14, 2021

Banter Barrier

When you make a comment thinking it will be a joke but instead it crosses several lines and starts an argument ending in 1000 messages on discord depending on what side of the joke you are on.

"your fat", "your built like a hp pencil", "your so fat you wake up on both sides of the bed", "when god said let their be light he had to ask you to move out the way first", "that joke wasnt cool you crossed the banter barrier"

by Makka Pakz June 27, 2025

Banter

He electrocute people with your taser

Yo banter

by Arlle November 15, 2025