avril

Talentless "punk rawk" pop-bitch. She brings shame to Canada. Claims everybody else is a poser… but she's the real deluded fuck. Abuses bracelets, ties, and the human ear.

Don't listen to this washed up slut. Listen to Terrance and Phillip instead. They're funnier, more talented, and better-looking. They also make Canada look good, unlike Avril.

by The Dork Cheese December 17, 2005

Avril

A Pop Singer that Looks like an Ugly little Bitch Witch

I HATE all of Avril's songs

by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004

Avril

Howling canadian wench.

I heard an Avril song on the radio and my ears started bleeding.

by Ihateyouallsomuch July 31, 2005

Avril

A dumb hypocritical bitch. She must think everyone likes her and sees her as an icon. Wrong. She's far from that. She's a total bitch, a Sexist, a Racist, talentless bitch.

She says bands shouldn't label themselves, and yet she does it herself. She also likes to call other people/bands posers, when she is one herself, branding herself a punk.

Also, Good Charlotte(one of the bands Avril called "posers") NEVER said they were punk, or any other genre, but YOU did. So congrats on screwing up yourself dumb bitch hypocrite Avril.

Ever wonder why she doesn't have any videos or shows related to her? Because she doesn't want you to see what she's truly like behind the scenes. She's only a so called "punk" when she's out in public.

Have you ever seen Avril skate? No. Because she CAN'T.

Avril was originally going to be Country, she even met Shania Twain(a country music artist), but when she tried out, the PD didn't like her music, and the only way she could get signed was to switch from Country to Punk. This is 100% TRUE.

I really do hope she stumbles upon this page Googling her name and sees how many people truly hate her. That would be so hilarious, wouldn't you think so Avril?

Avril says no preps should listen to her music....riiight....guess she doesn't want ANYONE to listen to her music, then. Seeing as preps are her only fans.

by go20orange April 19, 2006

Avril

Someone who sings through their nose in a constipated way and also a poser

My name is avril, do you like my voice? 'AHHaHAhAhAhahaha'

by Alix April 18, 2004

avril

a girl who mistakes herself for:

a punk
a rocker *yes, she did say that*
a singer


she is also the fakest person i ever saw. she takes herself for someone else and has difficulties to by someone.

we could say that shes kinda like hillary duff and pals

person 1: what do u think of avril lavigne
person 2: my ass is punker than her nail

by someone who dosnt like posers September 9, 2004

Avril

the worst "musician" in the world, and I use that term lightly. No matter what your tatse in music, we can all pretty much agree that avril sucks dick

-I love avril so much cause im a free spirit
-Oh I have a free spirit too. Lemme find it and stick it up your ass you fucking cocksucker.

by tintle December 6, 2003