Anal Surprise

When you fake your girlfriend into saying you're going to stick it in her pussy, but stick it in her asshole instead.

Kunal's girlfriend was expecting him to stick his rod in her pussy, but he stuck it in her ass while yelling "ANAL SURPRISE!"

by djphotik June 1, 2006

anal pounding

The act of ferociously moving your phallus in and out of another anus.

"WOW, last night was wild, anal pounding all night!!1!"

by JonnyLzRyan August 8, 2006

anal destruction

The aftermath of vigorous anal sex, especially when the pitcher has a large penis.

Phil was fucking Mary in the ass at 100mph with his 15inch penis he caused some serious anal destruction... she couldn't walk correctly after that.

by ReynaReaktor April 26, 2006

anal is on the table

When the possibility of anal intercourse has been broached and not rejected

Seth: You give it to that girl up the ass yet?
Chris: No, but I can assure you that anal is on the table.
Girl: It is, it is.

by balls123451 June 8, 2009

anal gape

An anal gape is the continual hole left in the asshole after a dick has been taken out of it. Normally, it take a great amount of anal sex to create this gape, as usually the asshole will immediately return to normal once the dick has been taken out.

Dam, that porn star's got some serious anal gape going on!

by Dee Brown January 13, 2005

anal army

An army of 9 year olds that a popular twitch streamer called Uberhaxornova has created and is celebrated when Nova raids another streamer

*James Raids Criken*
Chat: ANAL ARMY ANAL ARMY
Criken: What?

by Ryuu124 March 20, 2019

Vegan Anal

the mind blowing sexual act performed on/with a vegan anally. Vegans do not eat red meat and thus have very clean colons resulting in clean and stress free anal

“Dude, you get nasty with that Margaret girl yet?”
“Breh it was righteous….got that supreme Vegan Anal.”

by matt5000 June 2, 2010