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Amish

He’s not male. HE is not a female. HE is an IT.
What is Amish?
by Trump representative November 4, 2019
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Amish Hayfield

When a girl named Jordan takes it the rear, involves lots of peanut butter and fetal pigs.
Dude, i gave this girl named Jordan an Amish Hayfield yesterday, i wiped peanut butter all over a fetal pig and shoved it up her rear
by Chodletin May 27, 2009
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Amish

my name is Amish.
by Amxsaviuyworild November 26, 2021
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carter amish

A group of people that wear Amish clothes and use horses but also respect other people’s believes and let’s others join in their services. They say grace before lunch to piss off the teachers and are fucking

Awesome, everyone loves them.
See him he’s a Carter Amish man
by Carteramishman October 7, 2021
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Amish artillery

Yard art that comprises of hundred year old horse pulled agriculture equipment.
I was stuck in your driveway, your Amish artillery distracted me and I did not notice how icy it was.
by M1ster_R0gers January 28, 2025
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Amish twins

Two children, with the same parents, born on the same day of different years.
Tobias : Who’s birthday is first? Yours or your brother’s?
Ezekiel : My brother and I are Amish twins. We were both born on April 17th.
by Pappy J.P. October 25, 2020
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Amish Dough Mixer

Anally insert three raw eggs with shells on, ten double-fistfuls of flower, and yeast from the infection of a black hooker, then double fist the person with the ingredients inside, making sure to alternate for 30 minutes.
The Amish Dough Mixer is the key to the delicious flavor of our baked bread.
by Amish Cooking Recipes October 19, 2025
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