study and science of a people sociologically, grammatically, linguistically, and/or spiritually "challenged"; specializing on those who are out and out ignorant. ie; those not caring whether they are "smart", or even worse; those who are sure they are! (science of the not so fully developed brain!)
why do you like to speak like a fucking redneck john? -didn't you know? i mastered in advanced cretinism!! -oh, sorry!!
they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.
one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!
they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.
one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!
by michael foolsley February 8, 2010
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Girl 2: "Nah, she does basic things because she likes them, not to fit in. She's advanced basic"
Girl 2: "Nah, she does basic things because she likes them, not to fit in. She's advanced basic"
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Get the advanced computer applications class mug.in new york it's a paramedic (EMT-P) or Critical care tec (EMT-CC) the abbreviation is ALS and it can also mean
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by emt121 December 21, 2009
Get the Advanced Life Support mug.The tendency to bitch about everything god created on this earth. At this point the virus is so advanced it is literally an understatement describing it as bitchiness. It is better defined as Purely Concentrated Habitual Bitch-Ass Nigganess. Once here, there is no cure you're fucked and doomed to complain, bitch, and moan about absolutely everymuthafuckinthing.
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When I was at the hospital you guys left me for dead.
All the above are Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage) symptoms
Dude oh my god are you finished with my essay?
I gotta work in the morning man...
Chucky Cheeses, Chucky Cheeses, I want Chucky Cheeses.
When I was at the hospital you guys left me for dead.
All the above are Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage) symptoms
by Zayyyy July 3, 2011
Get the Alcala Syndrome (Advanced Stage) mug.An Aivan is a person who is obsessed with toe hairs, he will request to pluck them out one by one. WATCH OUT because he will pick them out with force. If you dont let him take your hairs he will create a voodoo doll if you and murder you.
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Get the Aivan mug.A high school program used to provide a more challenging curriculum to intelligent and motivated students. The AP program is composed of the smartest kids in high school and provides the opportunity to get college credit while still in high school. This programs is composed mostly of nerds and Asians looking to get admission to the most selective schools. A person is not smart unless she or he is in the AP program. I am an AP student and proud of it ! That makes me feel superior to the rest of my high school peers. It is a self-esteem booster.
Anna took every single Advanced Placement class her high school had to offer and got A's and 5's on the exams, so she is naturally going to Yale University.
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