ain't no such things as halfway crooks

the motto of Saudi Arabia

saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that

thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!

saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*

by timhoe December 15, 2020

ain't yo baby daddy

Denial reply claiming that you are not the father of the woman's child

Girl, I ain't yo baby daddy!

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

goron ain't no moron

/b/tarded new meme involving goron from the legend of zelda ocarina of time, being a total badass. usually liked by /b/rothers sometimes samefagged

4chan is slipping
did you see that new "goron ain't no moron" thing? pretty awesome.
i have regained faith!

by agglerahhh January 17, 2011

ain't no thang but a chicken wang

Whenever something seems imposible to to do yet somehow one is able to pull it off.
copyright: esteban

Hey Esteban there's no way you can bang 200 chicks in one night???

Esteban: "there ain't no thang but a chicken wang"

by Esteban20 November 24, 2007

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

Kind of a non-sensical or silly reply to an insignificant idea or event. Could be used as sarcasm. Considering wings are important to chickens to say something is insignificant by calling it a chicken wing, I think, makes the statement funnier.

(While driving)
Greg: "That jackass cut me off!!"
Peter: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing."

Jan: "I went out with John last night and I don't know if he likes me."
Marsha: "You ain't no thing but a chicken wing."

by DennyJr January 17, 2007

It was a Tootsie roll, but now it ain't.

When something starts out good and then goes to shit, sometimes literally.

I went to the party Saturday. At first it was a Tootsie roll, but now it ain't.

by P3R53RT August 18, 2020

i ain't going down for this

1. to resist being at fault for something like an arrest due to drugs or prostitution.

2. to refrain from agreeing on something that has to do with a group of druggies conducting business of drug dealing...like some serious weed.

drugs, gangs, trouble, I ain't going down for this

by dj ballz February 06, 2014