Aaron

A jerk who thinks everything happens because of him, cries to everyone about his problems, talks about himself 24/7, and is extremely hard headed. Aarons are also suicidal from time to time.

person #1: Man, that guy sure does whine a lot.
person #2: Yeah, he's such an Aaron.

by child of the tree July 18, 2009

Aaron

the length of skin between a mans anus and his scrotum.

gay man 1 - my boyfriends Aaron is freakin huge and nasty!

homo man 2 - dude, huge Aarons are so nasty. thats why theyre always so small.

by harrowed March 15, 2009

Aaron

The biggest ass you've ever met. Socially awkward, no friends, and that one guy that asks every girl he knows for nudes.

Girl: Aaron asked me for nudes last night
Other girl: ew! He's so gross! You neeed to block him

by Under the bus January 30, 2017

Aaron

A guy who is a dead beat dad and will never help support a baby or take care of one.

Girl my baby daddy is aaron.

by Brandi.p. July 6, 2008

Aaron

Cycling term used when someone does something without thinking of the consequences.

I fell off my bike today when someone did an Aaron in front of me and cut me off.

I was out riding today, I almost did an Aaron when cornering, lucky I looked first.

by MortisLegion September 3, 2011

Aaron

An Aaron is an attractive guy. Short-ish. Charming & sweet...or so you think at first. He's actually a man whore & player. He's had many girlfriends & multiple sex partners. He only has one thing on his mind & is very inconsiderate of other people's feelings. He may appear to be confident but is actually an insecure mess. He has many faces & can't be trusted. He does have the potential to be an absolutley amazing person...but he chooses not to be.

A - "I can't believe he cheated on me! Last week he told me he loved me but yesterday I found out he was banging another chic!"

B - "Oh, you must have been dating an Aaron. I'm sorry"

by truth telling girl February 28, 2010

Aaron

The most amazing person you'll ever meet. He is a gorgeous, sweet, kind, caring, charming, and generous. You can always go to Aaron if you have any problems. He will give you the best advice you can get. Aaron is a hard working person who will go past the limits just to make you smile. Everyone needs an Aaron somewhere in their life. Your life will light up when you get to know an Aaron.

1. I'm sad. Where's Aaron?

by Pepperonicheese May 29, 2017