by That1bruhmoment June 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Anders Hansen April 24, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.
Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."
by Panicking Pancakes July 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 1. someone (usually a guy) seen as too attentive or submissive towards women.
2. a male who worships any and every woman within six feet.
3. those named “kenji” are the biggest simps
2. a male who worships any and every woman within six feet.
3. those named “kenji” are the biggest simps
by the biggest chad in existence September 1, 2020
Get the simpmug. by BreadTaken January 10, 2021
Get the Simpmug. 