cock knocker

A member of the public who constantly wastes car sales executives time by asking fucking stupid questions and wanting to test drive every car on pitch.

person aged about 50 who has nothing better to do better known as a cock knocker.

by carsales May 14, 2010

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Purple plum knocker

When during fellatio, after ejaculation, the female (or male) performing the fellatio punches the recipient directly in the testicles. This therefore turns the recipient's testicles purple giving them the look of purple plums.

Dude I was getting head from this smoking hot girl last night...and then she gave me a purple plum knocker. My balls haven't been the same since.

by Funnyudwords April 20, 2013

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penney knocker

someone who sucks off people with red hair

i heard that guy is a penney knocker

by knob poo May 8, 2009

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Ring Knocker

Pronunciation: \ˈriŋ ˈnä-kər\
Function: noun
Date: 21st Century

: young male that fancies, pleasures, and/or promotes the sexual gratification of married, older women commonly referred to as "cougars" : the doer of dirty deeds to dilettante dames : a weekday afternoon tennis pro : a successful divorce attorney : a pool boy entrepreneur : intelligent, efficient, and industrious young student burdened by debt : a "plan B" kind of a guy : a "plan Z" kind of guy : participant in awesomeness

That Ring Knocker my professor is dating, was a creative and hardworking student of hers.

by blingblongbling March 16, 2010

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