Jon Peace

If you forget the word to something you need. Its a replacemeant for the word thing. It can be confusing because sometimes people dont know what your talking about. So you have to point to it.

Carrie: Yo, can you hand me that jon peace?
Harry: Do you mean the remote or the popcorn??

by K-Dog and T-Dog August 13, 2008

Silly Jons

Southwest Louisiana slang for psychedelics (marijuana, magic mushrooms, etc).

“Hey bro you wanna get those silly jons?”
“She been tweakin’ off them silly jons all night!”
“Aye dawg got any silly jons?”

by GOON SQUAD REAL July 12, 2023

the jon voight

The act of getting in a fight with your girlfriend and when she wants make-up sex, you deny her by keeping the status quo.

Ben: Dude, Chase and I got in a huge fucken fight and i totally gave her the jon voight. She was pissed.

by Mike Carini March 02, 2009

Jon Tristan

Someone who sleeps a lot, probably Filipino because he has 2 first names. An aries with a good sense of fashion. Listens to keshi and plays valorant.

Look its Jon Tristan! He’s probably getting boba.

by Popmango November 23, 2021

Jon Cryer

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.

Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.

by AdolfHitler69 February 18, 2015

Jon's Turtle

Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise

Person: "Hey Jon, how's your Jon's turtle"
Jon: "o_o"

by Aly and Vyacheslav May 21, 2012

Jon's ride

A foolish person, dumbass

"He's so dumb he set his alarm to silent, he must be Jon's ride"

by MG.2.9. April 10, 2019