Brooklyn

A hoe who dates everyone and a really bad friend

Brooklyn is a wanna be cool kid

by Joe9367 September 15, 2016

Brooklyn thermostat

A window open in the dead of winter, as used by tenants of apartments with building-controlled heating (typically steam radiators), which presumably doubles as a basement blast-furnace and would otherwise boil the occupants alive. So-named for its prevalence in the NYC borough and similar metropolitan areas with many pre-war buildings.

"That open window ain't a 'waste of energy,' it's the Brooklyn thermostat, and I swear d'ya it's the only thing keepin' us all from becomin' kebabs!"

by anonymoustach3 December 15, 2020

Brooklyn Pendulum

When someone is passed out and you swing your dick back and forth across the tip of their nose.

Jimmy gave mike a Brooklyn Pendulum at Setty's bachelor party.

by the bkbomber December 23, 2009

Brooklyn Pepperoni

A sad sack of shit Pepperoni from Domino's pizzeria, both literally and metaphorically. First iterated in the streets of Brooklyn it's when a rat becomes encamped in a homeless man's sock looking for foot cheese and is consumed whole in the skin of the sock resulting in an encased turd that's then log-split and distributed on Domino's "specialty" pizza.

Man, gross. There appears to be a whole rope of Brooklyn Pepperoni serpentine about the sidewalk of which where I am walking here.

by ithinkimst0ned September 19, 2022

Brooklyn smith

A back-stabber who will betray you i was once friends with him,but he was fake as hell

why was i ever friends with you brooklyn smith -_-

by kjwhereyouat March 11, 2022

Diet Brooklyn

synonym for Staten Island, which is a lesser more suburban version of Brooklyn in NYC.

"I can't stand the fuckin traffic in Diet Brooklyn"

by Pbo August 1, 2005

bad as brooklyn

1: When high hopes are crushed by an unpredictable or disappointing events.
Example: Our vacation started off "bad as brooklyn" when the plane was delayed 12 hours.

2: T.V or movie series that (re)makes movies or seasons that run too long and get ridiculous.

Examples: Dexter, Shrek, Transformers, Every Bruce Willis series.

This phrase ultimately refers to a popular T.V show that took a turn for the worse after the third season. The comedy series based out of a Brooklyn Police Precinct quickly became the butt of this joke/phase when the fourth season was released in 2016/17.

Example:
1) "Dumb and Dumber To" is truly "bad as brooklyn" in so many ways.

2) The football game got "bad as brooklyn" in the second half when the snow started.

by CharlesB23 June 3, 2017