Team Jobby

The act of two or more people going for a crap simultaneously. They may also incorporate a game of battle shits(see battle shits definition).

Person 1 : "Mate I'm choking for a shite I've got a turtle heed poking out"

Person 2 : "Same mate. Team Jobby?"

Person 1 : "Sound mate you're getting smoked at battle shits."

by Captain Jobby June 18, 2012

side team

Being the fan of two different sports teams in the same sport often not in the same division as to not be on the losing side.

An indecisive sports fan.

Who will you root for if the Knicks play the Mavericks? I know one of them is your side team.

He is cheating on his main team with his side team this tonight.

Having a side team means that no matter who wins the Super Bowl, you will always be on top.

by blkbam January 25, 2012

Team No Walls

a horrifying group of gay people. pretend they're the plastics from mean girls

Team No Walls should be eradicated

by tanya smith publicity July 30, 2021

Where is the team?!?!

A phrase used in the online multiplayer gaming societies. The phrase describes a reaction of a player that has started a team fight but his team has not followed him because the other players have brain malfunction which results in the player going alone in the enemy team and getting killed because of it.

Ok, I will dive the enemy team from behind and you guys just follow me….. Where is the team?!?!

by onq tam March 31, 2022

Team tampon

The term applied to a group of males, who supposedly think they are cool, when in fact they are all greatly lacking in ladish genitalia. Fellow Lads may choose to categorise males who refuse to engage in creeping, late night perversion on women, or any general laddish antics as being a member of team tampon. A male may remove himself from this team by metaphorically removing his 'tampon', by doing something relatively ladish.

Ok boys we will all go creep and get laid, Team Tampon can remain at the side of the bar drinking their Malibu and Pineapple.

by creepUnited February 13, 2012

U23 Team

Stands for "under 23." Typically a national team thats sole purpose is to qualify for and compete in the Olympics, in accordance with rules that require all members (except three) to be under 23 years of age.

Used as a derogatory term for young and/or inexperienced teams.

Yeah what a u23 team

by TeleportMASSIVE December 14, 2010

team member

aka employee. PR term usually found in McJobs, dead end work with little benefit. I assume that this term is meant to engender feelings of solidarity among cashiers and customer service managers.

JoJo applied as a team member at Denny's. Instead she was washing dishes for minimum wage. Not even a group hug. This sucks.

by ignor September 19, 2004