Simp

A term created by the Orcs of the internet to compensate for the fact that they can’t comprehend what being loved feels like

Jim: “Jesus, Mark is such a fucking simp”

Bob: “Where are your parents?”

by cryena August 6, 2020

Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp

You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp

by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020

SIMP

A DICKHEAD CALLED BAILEY WHO GETS NO PUSS BUT HE GOES ALL OUT FOR THE LADIES. They all lesbian zoned him

Hey bro how was your weekend
Yeah I went and I was a simp like Bailey Armstrong

by Bailey A March 7, 2020

Simp

(S)uper (I)ntense (M)inecraft (P)layer

person 1: Bro you're a simp!
person 2: HELL YEAH I AM

by newwordsperday June 23, 2023

Simp

Joel

Joel is a simp for audrey

by ben nigga 27 October 16, 2020

Simp

Figuratively: A guy who sucks a girls penis. Commonly found with names such a Jaylynn or Ryan

Jaylynn is such a simp. Keisha doesn’t even want to give him any.

by Google it or don’t February 24, 2020

Simp

Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.

Mohammad Kwaja from maryland is the biggest simp on the planet.

by mohammad kwaja March 2, 2020