A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.
Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."
by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 02, 2023
go fuck jonah or some shit
by jonah the king of the world February 07, 2025
A person that can’t pull any bitches. He is also incapable of touching grass. He spends all day dwelling in his room like a goblin.
by Gigachadus June 16, 2022
by GONAH November 07, 2022
A man that has a massive bunda (ASS)! A Jonah usually is a ass merchant and loves to shake it on people.
by NevenMinard October 11, 2022
He is very fat and big. Always gets a bonah when he sees girls. He likes every hot girl and loves big macs and mcdonlds. He always says the n word and swears. He doesnt know english and is very dumb
by fatima kim jong un February 03, 2025