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jeff gordon

The 2005 Daytona 500 winner and 4 time champion. He won 70 races, 3 Daytona 500's, and 4 Brickyard 400's. He has a lifetime contract with Hendrick Motorsports, meaning he's the best active driver out there today. People don't like him because his car has more value than their trailer home.
The best 3 alltime NASCAR Drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, and Jeff Gordon
by Joe C March 29, 2005
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Jeff O’Neill

The act of snorting 2 8balls of coke out of the butthole of another man while stroking your cock at the same time
Dude my slow and remedial friend performed a Jeff O’Neill on this tranny Theresa
by Jeffeyrydell May 4, 2019
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Jazzy Jeff

Forcibly eject or get rid of.

Orig: Having done or said something inappropriate, Jeffrey A. Townes' character on the show The Fresh Prince of Bel Air was often literally thrown out of the Banks household by Uncle Phil.
"I got into an altercation with the doormen and got Jazzy Jeffed out of the club."

"She was sending me like twenty texts a day so I Jazzy Jeffed her."

"After eight years, it was time to Jezzy Jeff the Republicans from office."
by Jazzy Ben December 15, 2008
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Jeff Hardy

2xtreme The only real risk taker in the wwe, Matt Hardy is a dick, has never been in a decent match for a ppv since jeff left, @ wrestlemania 21 there's going to be a triple threat tornado tag team match that the hardy's would have dominated, its not the wwe without the entertainment, and jeff took the entertainment with him when he left,BRING BACK JEFF
2xtreme Jeff took the wwe to the extreme, all ways putting his body on the line, where as matt would never try anything risky, jeff was so extreme he made sure the fans got what they paid for.
by Hoggie April 1, 2005
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Jeff Gordons

Rims that approx 24 inches in diameter.
Whilst looking at my new whip, T-bone complimented me on my jeff gordons.
by Fernando Valenzuela November 17, 2011
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jeff sirkis

I saw a lot of Jeff Sirkis at the Gay and Lesbian parade yesterday
by D azzle May 9, 2011
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Jeff Pesos

Jeff Pesos is what Jeff Bezos will become if he were to change his nationality to mexican and convert all his cash and assets into Pesos.
Person 1: Yo I'm going to do a Jeff Pesos
Person 2: What are you crazy?!!?
Person 1: Nah gringo I'm just moving up in Mexican culture
Person 2: Alright hermano! Take care!
by Payday2CheeseBurger August 16, 2021
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