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Cruz

I super nice human being. who is very genuine and good to his close friends. He is a type of person who may seem cocky or ignorant but when you know them on a deeper level they are amazing people
(i like cruz)
by Good Kitten14 February 28, 2025
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gia cruz

jia cruz is an extremely famous tik toker! she is the best tik rocker out there! she makes nice videos! #jiasupremacy
gia cruz is very smart!
by isabellmorawski March 29, 2021
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Cruz

Bitch fucker that likes men and is a huge fucking simp and hoe and simps for 900 girls at a time
by cruz gongalegz March 25, 2022
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Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.
Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023
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Cancun Cruz

A trip taken to Cancun Mexico, usually to run away from responsibilities such as homework, family, or a natural disaster in your home state.

Named after Senator Ted Cruz's trip on February 18, 2021 to Cancun Mexico while his home state of Texas was suffering from one its largest natural disasters in history that resulted in the near collapse of its powerful grid.
"Hey Gym, screw this power outage thing back in Texas. Let's find our Green New Deal down in Cancun. It's time for a Cancun Cruz!"

"Hey Bob, we've got Beto back in Texas that can check on our seniors. It's time to take a Cancun Cruz."

"I'm sick of all of this homework and the chores at home. It's time for a Cancun Cruz"
by StandForBetter May 21, 2021
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Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
by TikTacToe November 24, 2021
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Cruz

verb (used without object), cruzed, cruz-ing
To abandon one's post or team and sojourn in a luxury setting.
To callously bathe in luxury while the people who depend on you suffer

Noun(act of Cruzing)
Right when the company was cyber-hacked, the IT director Cruzed to Aspen

You pulled a real Cruz when you left us when you were going to pay for the whole group
by Diet Mentos March 16, 2021
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