Brooklyn

A hoe who dates everyone and a really bad friend

Brooklyn is a wanna be cool kid

by Joe9367 September 15, 2016

bad as brooklyn

1: When high hopes are crushed by an unpredictable or disappointing events.
Example: Our vacation started off "bad as brooklyn" when the plane was delayed 12 hours.

2: T.V or movie series that (re)makes movies or seasons that run too long and get ridiculous.

Examples: Dexter, Shrek, Transformers, Every Bruce Willis series.

This phrase ultimately refers to a popular T.V show that took a turn for the worse after the third season. The comedy series based out of a Brooklyn Police Precinct quickly became the butt of this joke/phase when the fourth season was released in 2016/17.

Example:
1) "Dumb and Dumber To" is truly "bad as brooklyn" in so many ways.

2) The football game got "bad as brooklyn" in the second half when the snow started.

by CharlesB23 June 3, 2017

Brooklyn smith

A back-stabber who will betray you i was once friends with him,but he was fake as hell

why was i ever friends with you brooklyn smith -_-

by kjwhereyouat March 11, 2022

Diet Brooklyn

synonym for Staten Island, which is a lesser more suburban version of Brooklyn in NYC.

"I can't stand the fuckin traffic in Diet Brooklyn"

by Pbo August 1, 2005

Brooklyn foxhole

An abandoned car that may provide shelter from bullets during a gunfight or shooting.

When the Magicians and the Knowers took out their zip guns we jumped into a Brooklyn foxhole, an abandoned '41 Chevy in this case.

by North Central Johnny June 17, 2009

Brooklyn Herp

A much more virulent variant of garden-variety herpes originating from Brooklyn, the most populated of New York City's five boroughs. As young, hip, horny twenty-somethings continue to move into progressively smaller and crappier area apartments, they have sex with each other and unwittingly transmit a cocktail of previous STIs and diseases acquired from their living conditions. Bars, clubs, concert halls, parks, and other large meeting places are high-risk areas. Although the Brooklyn Herp originated in the neighborhood of Williamsburg, the outlying areas of Greenpoint, Bushwick, and Clinton Hill are increasingly at risk of an outbreak. Local health officials often explain this growing problem away as bedbugs.

Dude, don't go to Union Pool if you're trying to hook up tonight. Anyone you meet there is probably going to have the Brooklyn Herp.

by useyourtanuki September 20, 2010

Brooklyn Pendulum

When someone is passed out and you swing your dick back and forth across the tip of their nose.

Jimmy gave mike a Brooklyn Pendulum at Setty's bachelor party.

by the bkbomber December 23, 2009