Yum-Poo

‘Yum-Poo’ is an edible and anti-balding shampoo product created by the company Unsuccessful Baits and founded by Mr.M.
The product has multiple uses as:
a sauce, an edible/drinkable snack or full-course meal (specific flavours).
The Shampoo was additionally designed to promote the re-growing of hair cells from balding heads.
Other products have been shown to reduce smoking addiction as well (Singapore edition).
Everything about the product has been developed by trusted Scientists, Professors and Stem-Cell researchers.
All ethical and moral guidelines were followed and checked during the development of Yum-Poo products and flavours.

Dommy French: "I think I'm going bald!"
Mr M: "Well just use Yum-Poo, it's proven to regrow hair from balding heads"
Dommy French: "I'm also a bit hungry"
Mr M: "Well you're in luck because it's also edible too, drink it in the shower, kill two birds with one stone"

by Xuan-News August 13, 2024

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Yum

Something fun, whimsical, and creative or unique.

Adjective: The necklace you’re wearing is so yum

Interjection: (in response to something yum) yum!

by Kcirtar October 10, 2025

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yum

an answer for everything

trey:yo ur dad just died
patrick:yum

trey:i have to poop
patrick:yum

bark
yum

yum

by HEEEEEE. November 11, 2021

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Aussie yum cha

Aussie yum cha is when you take the random shit out of the freezer and chuck enough of it in the oven to make a meal. Can include: pies, sausage rolls, nuggs, spring rolls, dim sims, hot chips. Whatever is laying around in the freezer, and can go in the oven.

'Hey mum, what's for dinner tonight?'

'Aussie yum cha, brah'

by Kirmie April 8, 2024

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