Wet Yeti

The act of sitting on another person while whipping your long wet hair across their face. Usually occurring when showing affection to one another. Sometimes causing brief periods of suffocation.

Cara got out of the shower and gave Banks a Wet Yeti to say "i love you"

by Eric's condo occupants February 23, 2011

Yetinese

The language spoken by yetis, it sounds like grunting and screaming to humans.

The large, white haired fellow came up to me and spoke Yetinese, I couldn't understand a word of it.

by Pastor Travis March 24, 2008

yeti

a very hairy person who thinks they're the shit when they're the suckiest friend on planet earth.

omg look at that yeti its alyssa !

by somebody who despises yetis June 22, 2008

Yeti

A female(ugly) who is abundant in the area of hair. Whether it be facial, armpit or a all over type of deal.

That girl RoseMary, she is a goddamn yeti!!!

by Fernando G April 5, 2005

yeti

To run around the inside of a 24-hour superstore such as meijer wal-mart or target undetected and make your friends find you.

It's 1:30 in the morning. Quit playing yeti so we can buy a flank steak and some Mudd jeans.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

yeti

a very hairy person who thinks they're the shit when they're the suckiest friend on planet earth.

omg look at that yeti its alyssa ingrassia!

by somebody who hates alyssa June 22, 2008

Yeti Slayers

A semi homosexual half assed garage band crediting much of their influences to Bearforce 1

The Yeti Slayers' fanbase is limited to the memebers of their own band, and their parents.

by Matthew Kehs March 4, 2009