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Window Spam

Unsolicited advertisements, papers, flyers, etc that have been placed under the windshield wiper of an automobile. It is usually completely useless and it makes one wonder what kind of idiot thinks advertising like this is effective.
Holy shit!! I thought I got a parking ticket but when I got closer, it was just some Window Spam that some jackass put under my windshield wiper.
by JayBone9378 October 5, 2011
mugGet the Window Spammug.

Windows Snake

What happens when your PC is becoming slow and when you move the window it leaves a trail of clones. You eventually start waving it around making a snake like trail across the screen.
Damn my screen Is being spammed by Windows Snakes!

Well maybe you should use the tabs on internet explorer instead of opening a new window every time...
by 3217 June 20, 2010
mugGet the Windows Snakemug.

Puppy In the Window

When someone has a highly visible booger in their nostril, it is a Puppy In the Window. You just can't keep your eyes off of it. Allows for a non-awkward explanation to the owner of the booger.
Yes Bill, I'll get that report right over to you. Oh, and Bill, you have a Puppy In the Window. (Points at own nostril)
by Rundanrun December 21, 2016
mugGet the Puppy In the Windowmug.

Windows 10

The most insecure un-private OS ever.
Person one: Oh yeah I like this porn on my new super fast Windows 10. Windows 10 is weirdly free!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!
by MEowsersS! November 19, 2015
mugGet the Windows 10mug.

Windows rot

The deterioration of performance that occurs in the vast majority of Windows installations for no reason.
Curing Windows rot requires that you reinstall the operating system from scratch.
by waterbear September 14, 2008
mugGet the Windows rotmug.

Activate windows

Going into settings and activating it
by S/he’s just a friend November 23, 2020
mugGet the Activate windowsmug.

Windows ME

Please don't set that drink on my desk without a Windows ME under it.
by ImQuasar April 1, 2009
mugGet the Windows MEmug.

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