David

That one kid who gets head from Carly

Where’s David?
Carly’s house

by Nsjafusbd December 17, 2019

David

a somewhat buff man, unable to wipe his own anus after defication

Andy: "I had a dream with David in it last night"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"

by Hoffman30 September 27, 2010

David

Charming. Arrogant. Handsome. Athletic. Tall.

David is the one to always succeed and break a heart without thinking twice. David will always be surrounded by "supporters" without ever knowing that he's the small fish thrown into a sea full of sharks.

David, nice job at the game! Can I have one of your hoes?

by IdekMann January 26, 2014

david

stupid non funny

david: ha ha ur mom
you: ur not funny

david: *sadness noise*

by ur mum funny haha May 2, 2019

David

David is a stupid ass little Wrestler, talking shit to his friends and likes some whore slut bitch who should be bitch slapped named Aleny, he's sensitive as fuck, he's also a simp who likes Naruto and likes Ruby

In a sentence:
What's that one Simp?
David

by Kevin sees you February 29, 2020

David

mostly a piece of shit no one likes but is good once in awhile.

i barfed in disgust at David when I saw him walking by

by bitchassnigga\ August 2, 2019

David

A man with an 8inch dick

David has a huge dick

by Lillypad August 24, 2017