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Welcome to the suck

Welcome to the suck is a slang phrase used to welcome people to an unpleasant place that makes you want to blow your brains out. For example, your room full of semen stains and old pizza boxes or open.mp Discord Server, or you mother's kitchen.
Person 1: Welcome to the suck! The open.mp Discord Server.
Person 2: Fuck off, bitch.
by jennyjohn465465465fucky December 2, 2023
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Welcome

Welcome, Sir.
by Revilo oh Revilo February 23, 2021
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Detroit welcome

Being met with violence as your first greeting with someone.
“And Archie awakens on the pavement to the Punisher giving him a classic Detroit welcome.” - “Everyone Wants to Kill Archie”, Huggbees
by ThatLinuxNerd September 18, 2025
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Oroville welcome gift

When you’re a CRNA in Maine and move to Work in Oroville and get Covid.
Dammit Karl, you just moved and now you got the Oroville welcome gift.
by Bfreeskier January 28, 2022
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Hey guys, welcome back to another video

words of the decade
Hey guys, welcome back to another video, today we are playing minecraft! This is episode #142 of my minecraft let's play.

Bob: CAN YOU TURN THAT SHIT DOWN, JIM?! I CAN HERE IT FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!!!
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Welcome (Old)

"Hey, Welcome (Old) is the best so- SHUT UP."
by CatterLover2022 May 11, 2022
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