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ash wednesday

Actually a miss pronunciation of "Hash Wednesday", a day of the week following Mescaline Monday and Trippin' Tuesday and preceeding THC Thursday and Freebase Friday.
Steve Albert and a few other guys from my TV class came over to jam and do some bong hits on Hash Wednesday.
ash wednesday by Fast Bobby March 2, 2004

Whack-Off Wednesday 

Whack-Off Wednesday is a day that most young guys observe by jacking off on Wednesdays.
Whack-Off Wednesday is a day I never miss!
Whack-Off Wednesday by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

ash wednesday

is the day Lent begins. It occurs forty days before Good Friday.

ash wednesday

Fourty days before Easter and the beginning of Lent when all the Catholics walk around with smudges on their foreheads and begin a fast from some vice or food or luxury and go around complaining to their friends about how great a sacrifice they are making when they are asked about the black smudge on their forehead.

It is supposed to be for the purpose of remembering Christ's sacrifice on the cross. So that everytime you crave the thing you are giving up you will remember the crucifixion and be thankfull or do something good for people.
Dude1:Dude, you have something on your forehead.

Catholic Dude:It's ashes, Man, it's ash wednesday. Dude, i gave up sex for lent.

Dude1: Man, you haven't gotten laid in months anyway, Dude.
ash wednesday by cass March 9, 2004

Crash Wednesday 

The day after Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras is celebrated as the last day before Ash Wednesday, or the start of Lent for the Christian religion. For people between the ages of 16 and 25, its where you get shithoused in the middle of the week.
Crash wednesday is the day dedicated to your hangover.

Christians celebrate Ash Wednesday.
The rest celebrate Crash Wednesday.
Crash Wednesday by Cale Williams February 25, 2009
Word of the Day on February 26, 2009

Peacoat Wednesday 

A day (most always wednesday) where everyone at your school, work, etc., wear a peacoat.
Will: Hey is tomorrow Peacoat Wednesday?
Anthony: Is tomorrow Wednesday?
Will: Why yes it is!
Anthony: Then of course it is! Every Wednesday is Peacoat Wednesday!