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ash wednesday

is the day Lent begins. It occurs forty days before Good Friday.
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ash wednesday

Fourty days before Easter and the beginning of Lent when all the Catholics walk around with smudges on their foreheads and begin a fast from some vice or food or luxury and go around complaining to their friends about how great a sacrifice they are making when they are asked about the black smudge on their forehead.

It is supposed to be for the purpose of remembering Christ's sacrifice on the cross. So that everytime you crave the thing you are giving up you will remember the crucifixion and be thankfull or do something good for people.
Dude1:Dude, you have something on your forehead.

Catholic Dude:It's ashes, Man, it's ash wednesday. Dude, i gave up sex for lent.

Dude1: Man, you haven't gotten laid in months anyway, Dude.
by cass March 9, 2004
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Crash Wednesday

The day after Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras is celebrated as the last day before Ash Wednesday, or the start of Lent for the Christian religion. For people between the ages of 16 and 25, its where you get shithoused in the middle of the week.
Crash wednesday is the day dedicated to your hangover.
Christians celebrate Ash Wednesday.
The rest celebrate Crash Wednesday.
by Cale Williams February 25, 2009
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Peacoat Wednesday

A day (most always wednesday) where everyone at your school, work, etc., wear a peacoat.
Will: Hey is tomorrow Peacoat Wednesday?
Anthony: Is tomorrow Wednesday?
Will: Why yes it is!
Anthony: Then of course it is! Every Wednesday is Peacoat Wednesday!
by mylifeisnothoe December 7, 2010
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Weird Wank Wednesday

Weird Wank Wednesday is a challenge that only legends can handle.

On the first Wednesday of every month, you have to find the weirdest porno, something normal people would usually avoid, and masturbate to it.

Both men and women can participate in this challenge.
Dude 1: “Hey, what did you watch for Weird Wank Wednesday ?”

Dude 2: “I watched some furry GILF porn...”

Dude 1: “Damn.”
by Yeehawrper November 3, 2018
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white boy wednesday

Is a celebration of the beauty and sex appeal of white men; usually in reference to the encouragement for "swirlers"(bw/wm coupling 💋😊) to date white men.
"Come on,Ba Queeda, you know you want this; it's white boy Wednesday!
by Swirl dragon🐉 December 17, 2017
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Every Other Wednesday Night

The act of having sex with a girl and cumming inside her vagina and then letting her drip it all over your face.
by The dewg June 18, 2010
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