Wack Attack

Masterbating somewhere where you shouldn't as a result of extreme horny-ness.

I had a wack attack in the fridge at work today.

by NikpThaG September 11, 2010

wack arnold

someone retarded, someone who doesnt know anything and is gay.

dan diaz dont be wackarnold

by chappelle4real September 20, 2004

wack attack

MAC machine; ATM machine

I got to hit the wack attack (for some cash)

by cb February 21, 2003

Patty wack

The act of jerking off using a burger patty wrapped around the penis.

I patty wacked for 47 minutes last night.

by Pattiewhacker September 08, 2019

Wack of Shame

The act of masturbating alone after being rejected by a girl, meant to prevent the very painful sensation of blue balls

Heather shut me down before I could even whip it out, guess its time for the wack of shame.

by exaey2626 July 26, 2013

The Wookie Wack

Step 1: Find a hairy man.
Step 2: Shave hairy man entirely.
Step 3: Gather all the shavings in your hand.
Step 4: Give the freshly shaven man a hand job.
Step 5: Pat yourself on the back.

After I had a bad day at the hair salon, I decided to take my clippings form the day and go give my boyfriend the wookie wack.

by Stephen Surriousluh August 09, 2009

Shit-wack

A little bit less than a fuck-ton

Let's order a shit-wack of breadsticks!

by Kickazzkt October 26, 2018