Wack Ass Shit

Best used in example

"You hear about Jimmy? He lost his balls while chainsaw juggling with his pet monkey Bingleston III"
"Wack ass shit"

by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 26, 2023

wack-a-ton

A wacking off marathon.

I’m about to have a crazy wack-a-ton

by Thee droglyr consumptioner January 17, 2024

Wack & Jack

Wack & Jack (also sometimes spelled Wac & Jack) is just another phrase that simply means masturbation.

When I'm horny I like to wack & jack.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Wack the Weed

The act of placing the roach of a pre-roll into yours or a friend’s urethra (aka Sounding) while he jacks off and blowing the smoke up the shaft.

Hey bro I just have a little left of this blunt, wanna wack the weed?

by Factsareallies May 15, 2025

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

sack wack

The act of being wacked in the testicles by someone with a forcable back hander.

"hey did u just sack wack that guy"

by goy goy the great November 25, 2009

jones wack

To hit a vape.
Jones = vape
Wack = to hit

Yo, can I get a Jones Wack?

by Barber Shop September 16, 2019