(idiom) -the digital preview or buffer of any form of realtime direct communication to an individual that gives them advanced knowledge of digital message without tripping any evidence (i.e. read receipts)that would prove the message was read by the receiving party, with this advanced info one can choose to either acknowledge and answer the text or blatantly ignore and deny that you were even aware of it existence thus free of blame.
-Technologically created space between a person and a digital message allowing the individual to side step its acknowledgement avoiding accountability by way of ignorance.
-Technologically created space between a person and a digital message allowing the individual to side step its acknowledgement avoiding accountability by way of ignorance.
by DEADMEAT September 02, 2020
'...and there's nothing better than watching a woman playing with her trout window afterwards.'
'Did you see that! She had trout window once that big guy had a go!'
'Did you see that! She had trout window once that big guy had a go!'
by fattulip April 24, 2008
When a person goes to online websites like eBay or Amazon.com to look at things they have no intention of purchasing. The electronic form of window shopping.
Jane went on eBay to look at expensive diamond earrings that she would never be able to afford, so she was Windows shopping.
by Kurtz 24 December 08, 2010
Person one: Oh yeah I like this porn on my new super fast Windows 10. Windows 10 is weirdly free!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!
by MEowsersS! October 03, 2015
The deterioration of performance that occurs in the vast majority of Windows installations for no reason.
by waterbear August 26, 2006
by S/he’s just a friend November 24, 2020
by ImQuasar April 01, 2009