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screw it window

The point at which sleeps eludes a person and they decide to stay up all night via some caffeinated means.
Steve, at 11pm: "I have to be up to make a flight in five hours."
Mike: "Anything inside of six hours, I say screw it and put on a pot of coffee."
Steve: "I get 5-7 hours of sleep a night, so my screw it window is 4 hours."
by DevilMike December 15, 2008
mugGet the screw it windowmug.

Windows Hour

When one is transferring files in Microsoft Windows, Windows will attempt to tell you how long it's going to take. A Windows hour can be 20 minutes, or it can be 5 hours. No one really knows!
I'm transferring 150 Gb of files to an external drive. It's currently sitting at 101 with an "hour" left. That's a Windows Hour, mind you.
by Kay Web September 10, 2010
mugGet the Windows Hourmug.

Trout window

The slight gaping of a vagina after intercourse.
'...and there's nothing better than watching a woman playing with her trout window afterwards.'

'Did you see that! She had trout window once that big guy had a go!'
by fattulip April 24, 2008
mugGet the Trout windowmug.

Windows 10

The most insecure un-private OS ever.
Person one: Oh yeah I like this porn on my new super fast Windows 10. Windows 10 is weirdly free!
Gates: I'm looking at your porn and all your passwords! I don't need to know about this! But oh well! I'll Spy on you some more!
by MEowsersS! November 19, 2015
mugGet the Windows 10mug.

Windows rot

The deterioration of performance that occurs in the vast majority of Windows installations for no reason.
Curing Windows rot requires that you reinstall the operating system from scratch.
by waterbear September 14, 2008
mugGet the Windows rotmug.

Activate windows

Going into settings and activating it
by S/he’s just a friend November 23, 2020
mugGet the Activate windowsmug.

Windows ME

Please don't set that drink on my desk without a Windows ME under it.
by ImQuasar April 1, 2009
mugGet the Windows MEmug.

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