Anthony Varns

I'm Joshua Thomas a cousin of someone named Anthony Varns. Anthony Varns at least to me from my point of view is very nice sometimes he seems I think to be slightly maybe selfish? But he can be very caring and will do what he can to help anyone the best way he can. He's smart and knows a lot about cars and he's strong. Sometimes he does tend to go into trouble abit but other than that he's a great guy he gets a lot of girls so from a girls point of view you can know he's a good guy. He can make jokes sometimes as well. This is Anthony Varns.

"Hey I know that guy he's a pretty chill guy."
me/Joshua: "Yep that's a Anthony Varns"

by JT#23 June 21, 2022

Fartknuckle Varnet

Literally sexy hot mama i fucking love her shes super hot i would die for her i love her curves

“woah man fartknuckle varnet moment”

by doinkass May 4, 2023

Nonce Varnish

A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.

Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."

Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."

by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Jolly Ahh Varner

When Jacob Varner is really jolly, or happy

Jolly Ahh Varner just put on a big smile for media day!

by bigboi2150 May 12, 2025

You are probably not from Varna

A way to call someone ugly, some Bulgarians think that the prettiest people are from Varna.

- Do you think I look pretty?
- Eugh...You are probably not from Varna.

by anonymous September 16, 2023

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People will think it's Doesn't, but it really isn't, it's

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It does not matter but it can, and twasn't at the same time.

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by FingerosoCoronado May 17, 2021