VerticalMonitorWeeb

A VerticalMonitorWeeb is a person that deems a vertical monitor to be an essential part of a gaming set up.
Every VerticalMonitorWeeb must announce when they are rotating their screen, in an attempt to flaunt dominance over their peers.

VerticalMonitorWeeb: Guys I got a new vertical monitor, I can do so much with it
Person: Shut up you VerticalMonitorWeeb!

by Level 100 Mafia God Funy meme March 1, 2019

Vert

verb

To cause no change or to take no action. To multiply by 1.

Vert is used to convey that you are going to do nothing while making it sound like you are going to do something.

Etymology:
Verb form of the word version
Base of verbs invert, convert

"I'm going to vert you for this!"

Math teacher: "Can someone come up to the whiteboard and vert this function?"
Billy: "I can do it, that's easy!"

by TheVerter October 4, 2019

Vertically Obese

Someone that's extremely tall.

Daniel: Oh Whilliam you're so vertically obese you can almost reach the stars.

by Giitukj October 8, 2019

Vert

Anything that’s great or good. Same thing as “you know what’s good”.

Feeling good today, you know the vert.

by Eric Umbrianna October 21, 2019

Vertical Circulation Equipment

A long-winded consultanty BS word meaning stairs.

Well Bob, we can certainly improve the tenant flow between floors by installing Vertical Circulation Equipment.

?

Yeah, like stairs...

by Mads1 February 16, 2020

Vert da ferk

What the fuck

Vert da ferk is steve doing

by Vert da ferk June 29, 2020

Verny

The type of friend who is always there for u and has a secret admirer who she doesnt even know but apparently cares for . She is loving and kind and an amazing person to be around . Shes damn sexy and hot . And always works hard no matter what

I wish I was a verny
I wish verny was mine

by Boiwonder October 13, 2020