Unicorn Pussy

The most rare of all pussy. So perfect it is magical and will make you feel like your in love for no real reason. It is so unbelievable that when you tell your friends, they will think you are exaggerating and that it doesnt exist.
Friend One: "Dude, i slept with that girl last night. It was so good . absolutely perfect. Best sex of my life, i think I'm in love"

Friend Two: "It couldn't have been that good. Sounds like some real Unicorn Pussy to me"
by Taylor Koen April 23, 2016
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Unicorn Kid

A child, male or female, who is cute and loving. But at the same time really just wants to watch the world burn and is probably inherently a bit evil. They tend to be very intelligent at a young age which is also scary….

Despite the name they are not always obsessed with unicorns… they can be obsessed with other things like dinosaurs, robots, Pegasi, horses, horror movie villains, superheroes, supervillains, world dictators, aliens and the mafia….

Not to be confused with unicorn baby.
Oh my god, there’s somebody tied up in the basement. I think it is the baby sitter, yeah… sounds about right my 4 year old is a Unicorn Kid.
by Splitmindedfreak March 07, 2023
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Sloppy Unicorn

A stripper trick, often performed at skeezy bachelor parties, during which a lucky gentleman's forehead is adorned with a strap-on and the lovely young working lady (aka stripper) F's his face.
"Man, does my face smell like dirty whore after that Sloppy Unicorn!"
by Rex Manning March 05, 2010
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Rainbow Unicorn

The term used for the act of giving a blow job with a mouthful of skittles.
If you give me a rainbow unicorn you can taste the rainbow, honey.

My wife always gives me a rainbow unicorn before I go to work. She loves skittles.
by CharlieChaos February 01, 2020
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Unicorn Fluffer

A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.
One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.

Another: I haven't seen her in forever.

Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.

Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.

Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.

Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.

Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
by sarasplayroom.com August 03, 2009
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Unicorn Approach

The Unicorn Approach is a business phrase for handling those times when your boss is asking for the impossible and/or making completely unrealistic demands. Often, when they are demanding this, they resent any "negative" feedback. You can smile and say "Sure boss, we'll apply the Unicorn Approach to that and get right on it."

Strictly defined, the Unicorn Approach is pretending that all will be well in fantasy land, where it's rainbows and sunshine all the time. And Unicorns frolic. It allows the poor shmuck being asked to deal with the ridiculous, ludicrous demands of egotistical bosses with a bit of humor. Sure, it doesn't fix the problem but honestly - you can't fix it anyway so at least you can smile a bit!
Boss: You need to triple your sales this month. It doesn't matter that there are multiple blizzards, there are no sales people and your facility is under renovation. NO EXCUSES! Manager: Sure boss, we'll apply the Unicorn Approach and get right on it.
by billytrish January 20, 2011
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Unicorn Planet

A world of almost unimaginable gentleness, inner strength and rainbow-illuminated beauty that exists within more evolved humans.
Welcome to my wondrous world known as the Unicorn Planet, where kindness rules and there is no need for borders or politics.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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