Undertakers' Alley

Due to either convenience or zoning, the section of the suburb where services for the end of life occur in rapid succession leading to an Undertakers' Alley

Me: Boy, this intersection is depressing. Make a right turn, and you're at the hospital, and a left turn goes straight into the cemetery. If things don't work out at the hospital, you can just haul the bodies across the street.

Him: Don't forget the two funeral homes and assisted living centers on this stretch.
Me: It's an Undertakers' Alley.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2020

undertakerswife

A canadian tiktoker who clearly is in love with the undertaker from black butler. She is a bisexual/asexual tiktoker and uses the pronouns she/they. They have large glasses with long silky light brown hair. And they also have bright glowing green eyes and a fair complexion.

Someone: whos your husband?

undertakerswife: clearly undertaker 🙄

by Pleasantlysuprised July 27, 2021

undertakershusbandd

Undertakershusbandd is one of the biggest simp for zhongli childe and undertaker

Random person number 1 : hey do you know who’s the worlds most biggest zhongli and childe simp???

Random person number 2 : Your telling me you don’t know I thought it’s obvious it’s literally the one and only undertakershusbandd

Random person number 1 : who the hell is that ??

Random person number 2 : your telling me you don’t know your so stupid

by r1rtual March 22, 2022

The Undertaker

Adam David Bailey, a paedophile, virgin and all around pillock.

Joe: Hey Will, did you see The Undertaker in the playground earlier?
Will: Not again?

by The $toked February 15, 2022

bisexual undertaker

The cuntertaker, the goat of money in the bank, DAMIAN PRIEST

Person 1: "what does bisexual undertaker even do?"

Person 2: "he serves cunt"

by Bisexualundertaker April 7, 2024

bisexual undertaker

A nickname for WWE wrestlers Damian Priest, due to how he dresses and how how he always serves

Person 1: "what does bisexual undertaker even do?"

Person 2: "he serves cunt"

by Bisexualundertaker April 8, 2024

The Undertaker

When you are getting ready to have sex with your girl, you come out to the theme song of the Undertaker with smoke filling the air. Once you complete that slow walk, you slowly raise your hands and the lights come on, but your boner rises with your hands in unison and then the loud clap of thunder roars through the room while your boner is throbbing as it awaits to bury itself into her pussy. After your dramatic entrance, you choke slam her into the bed and give her the last ride.

Last night me and Sarah had the most incredible sex we’ve ever had! I came out as the undertaker and sent that pussy straight to hell!

by CinnamonToastTits69 December 3, 2024