Tyson P

A 15 year old who is currently experiencing a midlife crisis. This person, instead of a grain of salt, has a grain of life he is somehow attaching onto.
That guy is a Tyson P and it’s doodoo
by wowzers holy July 12, 2022
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Tyson

The skinniest French fry in the whole entire hamburger shop. Basically he is annoying and tiny. Usually acts like he is five or younger
Me:hi Tyson

Tyson: (mockingly) “hi Tyson”

Me: don’t act like such a five year old

Tyson: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
by Idontsaymyrealnamelol January 20, 2019
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Tyson

A man who doesn’t know how to spell on purpose. He uses words like fina, needa, ima, yo, nah, and so on. A guy like this would spell things wrong just because. Like if someone like this were to say “ I’m going back to the skate park because I left my board there“ they would say it like “ im fina go bak too da scat parck becase I left my bord ther.”
Drew: when is the game?
Julia: I think it starts at 6
Tyson: da gam starts att 6
Cam: is anyone going early?
Tyson: ima go earlie.
by Kathy Mac Lathy October 21, 2019
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Erin & Tyson

Erin & Tyson
So creamy together, they sit on the same table just flirt and flirt. Erin thinks Tyson is so hot and Tyson think Erin is so sexy and hot.
AHHHWW DADDY
ERIN & TYSON ARE SO CREAMT TOGETHER
by Millie Baker August 8, 2021
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Mike Tyson

Someone who doesn't have more than one round of sex
I was ready to go all night but he pulled a Mike tyson and went to sleep
by Coal and Fish October 25, 2020
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Tyson Lewis

Hey that penis is huge it’s about 1/4 of Tyson Lewis’s
by NotTyson September 11, 2020
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