Tony

Sweet guy, a big people pleaser, and acts like a typical blond though. He will talk your head off about the things he is passionate about. His friends can be jerks though. Tony beats around the bush and sometimes is a sad betty. He says things are fine and then ruins a good mood bringing up silly things that he said wouldn’t bother him once before. Tony is polite, and can be a nice guy to get to know but watch out for that friend group. Sometimes people thinks he gets pegged only because Tony sometimes doesn’t know how to stand up for himself. He also doesn’t make sense sometimes when telling a joke. Adventures with him are fun though.

“Dude you’re still sad about that old truck you sold & the old barn that was torn down? You’re such a Tony.”

Girl 1: “Omg! Tony is a cutie”

Boy1: “i hear he gets pegged by his gf”

Girl1: “Now that I’ve thought about it… he looks like joe dirt :(”

by _the_all_knowing_ August 19, 2023

Tony

A weird ass nigga

That Nigga a tony

by Poodiwoo October 20, 2023

Tony

an incredibly gay man, the fruitiest name to exist

hey look at that guy, he's such a Tony.

by kuniikiida November 21, 2023

TONY

Increases the stereotype of purple lamp lovers because secretly he is a purple lamp.

Someone who steals lamps and does it in a horrible fashion

Goddammit man you better not be tonying up in there. Not again dude, I thought we talked about this

by Suppercheeseburger November 23, 2023

Tony

tony is the type of person who usually abuses you physically and emotionally. they never fail to make you feel bad about yourself. never trust tonys.

"God, your being such a fucking tony right now!"
"Tony has been beating me more lately..."
"Did you hear about Tony? They went psycho!"

by vottkick November 24, 2023

Tony

Tony is the kind of person who beats you 24/7 and never calls you back.

"Your boyfriend is such a Tony!"

by howcrazyareyou November 24, 2023

Tony

A lying, immature man, incapable of love. A Tony is someone who tells you he loves you but only uses you for sex.

Don’t ever date a Tony.

by Jane7287 March 10, 2024