screw+the+pooch

buy the farm...not just a screw up...the most major screw up...like auger in...ask a pilot
by upton semmes November 10, 2003
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cheap screw

Jerry is a cheap screw.
by Tickle my picky September 03, 2015
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ass-screwed

to be low on gas in the middle of a highway.
shit.. Lorreta we must be ass-screwed! that gas meter is redding all over again!
by hytham_hammer July 06, 2005
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Screwing on the silencer

During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!
Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'

Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'

Bill' 'Nice!'
by NODNYL January 13, 2011
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slow screw

a drink made with o.j. and tequila
I ordered a "slow screw" at the bar
by Dave Slade September 25, 2003
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screw em

Similar to "Eff them;" a derogatory remark used by a person or group to another party they do not get along with. If someone says "screw em," they will create tension on the already failing relationship.
If China doesn't like it, screw em!
The refs are making terrible calls, screw em.
by krispygram December 06, 2016
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Brittany Screw

A girl named Brittany who drinks a lot of screwdrivers & fucks random guys she meets at the bars!
Damn...I just got Brittany Screw!
by BrittanyScrews June 19, 2011
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