Thomas

An old man with a small willy.

wow he really does have a thomas

by Big daddy dman February 2, 2018

Thomas

Very spacey and easily distracted. Doesn’t always know what’s going on the bed tries to help in anyway he can. Always trying to get in the relationship to feel liked, but ends up getting Friend-Zoned. Whenever he’s feeling hurt or sad he tries to hide it with humor, Thomas feels everything even though it seems that he’s laughing he is actually crying on the inside.

Try not to underestimate thomas because although he is spacey and somewhat delusional at times he is still a human being and can feel things to.

Guy1-“Thomas has know idea what heck is going on”

Guy2-“Maybye he already knows and is trying to laugh it off?”

by Shfssxf May 13, 2018

Thomas

Can be pronounced as Tom-ass A bitch ass nigga that's trapped in the closet

Stop being a Thomas

by AMT - Almighty Tester June 6, 2019

Thomas

1. That one boyfriend that cheats on you with your fbi-wanted uncle.

2. When someone anonymously submits the if fricking dogs is wrong to the sex-ed teacher and everyone stares at him because he stinks of peanut butter.

Why did I date a Thomas?

by IKnowItAllSucka August 4, 2019

Thomas

Eats Ass the best is the best boyfriend you could ever wish for and will love you till the end of time

“Thomas is the best”

by Tommyh05 May 19, 2018

Thomas

Just like Santana he is also a bitch and a faggot

Thomas is a bitch faggot

by YeetedOn69420 October 12, 2019

Thomas

A good looking guy, knows how to treat a lady. Usually grows up to be a famous millionaire actor. Always out in town with his friends and picks up on average 2-40 girls everyday. Very good at sports. A master of disguises.

"Hey I was hanging out with Thomas in town and I have never seen so many girls in one place!"

by R3wkinly5ver March 27, 2017