Wack Attack

Masterbating somewhere where you shouldn't as a result of extreme horny-ness.

I had a wack attack in the fridge at work today.

by NikpThaG September 11, 2010

wack arnold

someone retarded, someone who doesnt know anything and is gay.

dan diaz dont be wackarnold

by chappelle4real September 19, 2004

wack attack

MAC machine; ATM machine

I got to hit the wack attack (for some cash)

by cb February 21, 2003

Shit-wack

A little bit less than a fuck-ton

Let's order a shit-wack of breadsticks!

by Kickazzkt October 25, 2018

The Wookie Wack

Step 1: Find a hairy man.
Step 2: Shave hairy man entirely.
Step 3: Gather all the shavings in your hand.
Step 4: Give the freshly shaven man a hand job.
Step 5: Pat yourself on the back.

After I had a bad day at the hair salon, I decided to take my clippings form the day and go give my boyfriend the wookie wack.

by Stephen Surriousluh August 8, 2009

Wacking daisies

A term for masturbation often in the shower.

My brother was wacking daisies for thirty minutes until he jizzed everywhere.

by Michael Johnson Junior December 29, 2008

Patty wack

The act of jerking off using a burger patty wrapped around the penis.

I patty wacked for 47 minutes last night.

by Pattiewhacker September 8, 2019