corking the bat

1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.

Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.

by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020

cork

emphasis on the word dork

naw i dont use twitter that shyt is for dorks and corks

by brandonbovada November 18, 2020

Red cork

A fake discriminatory word that is offensive to red heads with no reason to hate the,.
This saying is used to confuse people.
If someone says it, by accident, become offended or shush and tell them to never say it again out loud. (Kinda like the n word)

“Hey, would you help me remove this red cork for me??”
“You don’t know? Don’t say that.....”
“Say what?”
“Shhhh it’s a bad word just don’t say it”
“????”

by Aliwerm November 21, 2020

Self-Corking

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves

Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!

by Fleshbridge January 9, 2021

Otto Corked

When you spell something right but autocorrect decides to replace it with something completely inappropriate, enigmatic or grammatically or semantically incorrect and you don't notice until RIGHT as you hit send.

"I'm looking forward to your visit but I'm so glad it's tomorrow since that gives me a chance to clean the diarrhea."

"OMG, I MEANT DISHES. CLEAN THE DISHES. I DON'T HAVE DIARRHEA! I was OTTO CORKED!"

or

"So happy the air gone."

"OMG I MEANT THEY'RE. Otto hates me."

or

"I love being sunriver where I can be myself."

"Somewhere. SOMEWHERE! What is even Sunriver?!? WTF, Otto?!?"

or

"I ight to be home later."

"What?!? Is 'ight' even a word below the Mason Dixon line? I meant OUGHT. Otto Corked thinks I'm a redneck."

by Skwirlgurl November 19, 2021

Cork

The Greatest place on Earth. Located in the South-West of Ireland, it’s also known as:

Heaven
Elysium

Paradise

Jesus: God! There’s a pandemic going on! You should be helping them. Why the hell are you staying in Cork?

God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.

by GCC_Sham January 28, 2022

Cork

The Greatest place on Earth. Located in the South-West of Ireland, it’s also known as:

Heaven
Elysium

Paradise

Jesus: God! There’s a pandemic going on! You should be helping them. Why the hell are you staying in Cork?

God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.

by GCC_Sham January 28, 2022