Half Chap

A smaller or fun sized can of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage. Tend to be used for mixed drinks or handed out for free at public events as a taster

Yo dog. Wing me one of those half chaps. I'm thirsty.

by Jacques Le Selle July 11, 2022

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Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 06, 2021

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Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 April 29, 2016

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Chap GPT

A know-it-all with the ability to be conversational. The ability, by itself, can also be referred to as Chap GPT. Term attempts to be gender-neutral, like 'dude', can't always control perception

Bake: What matters more, the process or the results?

Cake: See, I'm pro-results. Hear me out, so life teaches you that you can't depend on results because they're not a reliable source to direct your sense of trust or direction within the universe, but you also can't live hungry and foolish. So, it depends on circumstances, nuance-dabba-doo; but I like results, what about you?

Cake: Why are you Chap GPT ing?

by acanwhatnow December 14, 2024

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