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Cat

A furry little bitch that looks like a meatloaf. They will take over the world in 2023 and is the doom of this planet.
It will kill you .

Illuminati confirmed 🤯
Bob: WOW is that a meatloaf

Larry: No that’s my cat
Bob: Oh.
by Yaassqueenllama December 4, 2018
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Jacob: There’s hair all over the house, do you have a good boy?

Charles: No, just a cat

Jacob: oh
by ThatWDude August 6, 2018
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"Where is the cat"?

"That is not a cat, cats do not exist."
by UNICORNGODDESSSS October 31, 2017
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the cat got stuck in the tree in a cartoon so they call the entire fire department to get them down even though they can just jump
by the person who exists February 17, 2022
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Cat

/kat/ noun.

small domesticated animals with four furry legs and a tail. Meows often and can be dickheads but also cuddly. but this is not limited to walrusses, kangafuckingroos, foxes, chinchillas, and raccooons. Anything with whiskers is a cat.
*at the beach*
John: "Did you see that thing over there?"

Bob: "Is that a dolphin???"

John: "No its a seal, the water cat."

Bob:"Oh shoot you right."
by izljn January 1, 2018
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They are Cute and fluffy if you have one your special cause

YES they also she a lot of hair

In japan cats say Nya in America they say Meow
"THEY ARE SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE I COULD JUST CUDDLE IT ALL THE TIME"
Cats can also be men whom play Jazz ...
Cats can also be rasing an anchor from out of the ocean but who gives a fuck
"look at that cute cat I JUST WANT TO P E T IT!!!!"
by Skyo-Chan December 19, 2019
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