by chillyglock March 22, 2021
Get the Santa Annamug. When your neighbors cat presses his ass up against your basement window to tell your cat to "come out and play," he leaves a print of his ass and balls that looks like Santas face.
"Bob, your cat was over here last night and left me a Santa face again. Sorry about painting him like a skunk."
by pete1116 December 29, 2007
Get the Santa facemug. When someone shits in a box and then wraps it up and gives it to someone as a present. The reciever of the present will be unaware that in the gift wrapped box is a big turd, until they unwrap it and the smell hits them.
Little Billy awoke on christmas morning and ran down stairs in glee. He looked under the tree to find a huge mountain of presents. He picked up the biggest one and started tearing off the paper in excitment. He opned the box and inside was a stale old heap of human feces. Billy's father stood and laughed while his son cried at the horrific gift. "Hope you liked my lucky santa, son." exclaimed billys father.
by shankin' ryan December 21, 2006
Get the Lucky santamug. attention seeking chubby child that mistakes CM's for inches, has serious issues with the truth and anyone dressed as Father Christmas, due to an unfortunate Jimmy Saville esq incident with Santa as a child
by Baedit February 4, 2016
Get the fat santamug. A term reference to the Saint Maria when someone dies.... she is watching over you but now only old people say it..
by B4brody December 26, 2018
Get the Santa Mariamug. A code word to use to tell your bro that there is a hot girl around. THE GIRL WILL NEVER KNOW!! If it is a milf, you say to you M.C Santa. :)
When you see a group of hot girls, you tell your bro that its christmas.
Never use this if your gay.
When you see a group of hot girls, you tell your bro that its christmas.
Never use this if your gay.
HOLY FUCK DUDE LOOK AT THAT SANTA 12 o'clock!
Dude your mother is a fucking M.C Santa.
MY GOD IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS!
Dude your mother is a fucking M.C Santa.
MY GOD IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS!
by Jeffro Robert Gregory Googan December 7, 2011
Get the Santamug. It may be different down here in New Zealand, but for us a Santa Job is the process of placing ANY amount of semen on the recipients (male or female) face.
"Pulled out and santa'd over her face"
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.
by Dan January 23, 2005
Get the santa jobmug.