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Illinois Men

This entity is similar to Florida Man Being that they're both dangerous Illinois Man has two forms his first form is a Farmer Man it's second one is Chicago Man the more common of the two is Farmer Man. Farmer Man is quite docile until you disturb it while it's doing it's favorite activity, harvesting corn. They're often seen on country roads riding in a tractor or something close to one usually around 1:00 Am - 9:00 Pm you can tell if you've encountered Farmer Man if you smell manure that's it's way to assert dominance over other Illinois Men.
Chicago Man is a rare variety of Illinois Men, Usually more aggressive than Farmer Man , Chicago Man can summon guns and other weapons out of thin air. Chicago Man is usually seen in alley ways,the police station or shady gas stations that probably get robbed once or twice a day around 2:00 am - 7:00 am.
This entity's abilities are similar to Florida Man's abilities but there's a few differences between the two. One is you'll most likely hear gun shots and you'll see blood lots and lots of blood. Not much more is known about Illinois Men.
Kyle:Do you know anything about Illinois Men?
Jade:No but I heard they're scary.
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
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men ben

A guy like hulk which will get crazy and bite someones penis
He is going to turn to men ben
by DieHernan0173 March 28, 2015
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men in blue

Here, men are cricketers of Team India, and they wear official blue color jersey. So, they are called, 'men in blue.'
Men in Blue has most number of Cricket followers worldwide.
by typical Indian October 7, 2023
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men smoocher

Someone who isn't gay but like to kiss men, usually associated to people who play mobile games
Person 1: Hey want to play a mobile game?
Person 2: Ew no wtf are you some men smoocher, fucking gross as
by seops December 2, 2021
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Albanian Men

Albanian men are the craziest men on the planet. They are strong and brave & will always put their family first. Their loyalty is admirable and they stick together always- no matter what. If you piss them off you got a problem though & you’ll hear about it for the rest of your life. One thing about them is that they will never ever apologise so don’t even try it!!! They also love pretending like their hands don’t work when their wife is around ://
Albanian men are the best

Albanian men are hot af !!
by Lalalalalahahah123 November 25, 2021
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Corrector For Men

A type of concealer for men to use to cover up bad skin.
When did Nick stop having acne? Oh he still does, he just has corrector for men.
by justanotherdude1 July 27, 2018
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Ken Men

A second-rate man who speaks in a deliberate high pitch voice, cuts his hair short and combs it up, has little to no facial hair and never stops fake smiling
Anderson Cooper, Dax Shepard, Justin Bieber, Tom Holland, and SNL’s Colin Jost and Pete Davidson are all ken men.
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